Situationship
love autopsy
Attraction happened.
Unanswered questions remain.
Your autopsy begins here.
AUTOPSY TOOLS
GUIDED IMAGERY
SURVIVOR EXPERIENCE~ Explore your perspective
~ Reconnect with yourself
~ Integrate your experience
THERAPEUTIC TAROT
SURVIVOR WITNESS STATEMENTSThe Situationship Love Tarot Deck contains:62 WITNESSES prepared to testify regarding
~ friendship
~ attraction
~ emotional attachment
~ mixed signals
~ unanswered questions
~ sacred loss
~ aftermath of situationship love16 ADVOCATES & BEST FRIENDS EVER!
are prepared to help the Survivor escape from
Delululand by exploring the evidence.Your chosen Advocate and Best Friend EVER!
help you examine relationship patterns,
friendship, situationship, mixed signals,
& witness testimony about your burning questions.The Survivor picks their team to conduct
A Situationship Autopsy.
AUTOPSY REPORTThe witness statements
are reviewed and documented in a personalized
Situationship Love Autopsy Report.Final report includes:
~ Friendship Findings
~ Answers to Curated Burning Questions
~ Situationship Meanings via Survivor House
LIVE ONLINE
AUTOPSY SESSON
Every Situationship Love Autopsy
is conducted live online.Survivors meet one-on-one
with Mercedes for:
~ Personalized guided imagery experience
~ Witness statement review
~ Individualized Autopsy FindingsAppointments are CONDUCTED 100% ONLINE.Appointments include a personalized
Situationship Love Autopsy Report
delivered after the session.
CURATED QUESTIONS
Not every survivor arrives with the same burning questions.After purchase the autopsy begins, survivors select from a curated menu of
questions designed to explore friendship, attraction,
emotional attachment, mixed signals, relationship confusion,
sacred loss, and the unanswered questions often
left behind by situationship love.The selected questions become part of the official autopsy file.
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HOW
THE AUTOPSY WORKS
DEBRIEFSituationships leave behind questions.Through guided imagery, survivors explore
attraction, friendship, mixed signals, emotional attachment, assumptions, expectations,
and unresolved experiences.The debrief focuses on what was experienced
rather than what can be proven.WITNESS STATEMENTSTherapeutic tarot witnesses how the connection
was experienced by the survivor.The selected cards become the witness statement.The Situationship Love Autopsy Spread
reveal themes, patterns, contradictions,
expectations, boundaries, hopes,
disappointments, and relationship dynamics
that may have gone unnoticed.FINDINGSThe Survivor provided evidence is
reviewed as a whole.A written autopsy report summarizes: the themes, observations, patterns, some burning questions,
and narrative that emerged from the investigation.Findings are provided for entertainment and
amusing personal reflection purposes.
ENTERTAINMENT DISCLAIMERSituationship Love Autopsy is an entertainment experience designed for personal reflection, storytelling, and closure exploration.It is not therapy, counseling, legal advice,
medical advice, or mental health treatment.
COMMON CASES WE INVESTIGATE
CLOSURE & SELF INTEGRATIONReality declined to provide a final report.
MIXED SIGNALSThe evidence refused to agree with itself.
FRIENDSHIP vs ATTRACTIONSomeone crossed a line nobody could find.
UNANSWERED QUESTIONSConversation & connection ended after sexual crossing.
EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENTThe connection left.
Emotional support squatters stayed.
GHOSTINGThe Other vanished without saying jack.
BREADCRUMBINGA single cracker mistaken for a banquet.
FUTURE TRIPPINGConstruction began on a future without permits.
ALMOST RELATIONSHIPSAll the ingredients. Zero recipe.
WISHFUL THINKINGSeveral assumptions in evidence lack context.
RED FLAGSInitially mistaken for adult party favors.
TEXT MESSAGE ARCHAEOLOGYStill examining a six-word text for clues to WTAF!
SELECTIVE MEMORYThe Other would like to ignore Exhibits A-zz.
HOPEUseful in moderation. Fatal in large quantities.
Not every connection becomes
a long term or short term relationship.Some connections leave
heavy emotional residue behind.
MEET SOME WITNESSES
Every autopsy begins with a witness statement.The Situationship Love Tarot Deck contains 78 witnesses prepared to testify
regarding friendship, attraction, attachment, mixed signals, emotional residue, sacred loss, and the occasional emotional crime scene.Some witnesses are reliable.Some are dramatic.Some arrive carrying receipts.All have something to say.Meet a few of the witnesses below.~~~
REVIEW A CASE FILE
SITUATIONSHIP LOVE AUTOPSY
SERVICE LEVELS
THE RECEIPTSDid a friendship exist?*A focused review of the available evidence from the survivor's perspective.*The investigation begins by establishing whether a friendship was present.*Initial Review of the Evidence• 45-Minute Live Online Autopsy
• Guided Imagery Experience
• 3 Evidence Cards
• 3 Curated Investigation Burning Questions
• Survivor Witness Statement Review
• Friendship Findings Summary
• Personalized Written Autopsy ReportDid a friendship exist?~~~
THE INVESTIGATIONWhat shape did the friendship take?* An examination of the friendship as experienced by the survivor.* Evidence is reviewed to determine the nature of the friendship.* Suspected Situationship Love Cause of DeathFor survivors seeking a deeper examination of emotional friendship,
attachment, mixed signals, and situationship love
gone unresolved.• 60-Minute Live Online Autopsy
• Guided Imagery Experience
• 5 Evidence Cards
• 5 Curated Investigation Questions
• Expanded Witness Statement Review
• Friendship Findings
• Suspected Cause of Death Determination
• Personalized Written Autopsy ReportMore evidence. More witnesses. More probable contradictions.
THE FULL AUTOPSYComplete Forensic Reconstruction of the BondFor survivors seeking the most comprehensive review available.• 90-Minute Live Online Autopsy
• Extended Guided Imagery Experience
• 10 Evidence Cards
• 10 Curated Investigation Questions
• Complete Witness Statement Review
• Friendship Findings
• Cause of Death Determination
• Complete Case File
• Personalized Written Autopsy ReportWhen the survivor would like the entire friendship evidence file reviewed.
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